Download MetaMask app or browser extension & create a wallet: You think this shit's hard? It's like downloading porn in Uganda, fast and furious! Get that app or extension, and create a wallet, you bloody legend!
Fund MetaMask wallet with ETHEREUM: What's that? Ether-fuckin'-eum! You need some of that digital gold! Put it in MetaMask like a Ugandan prince stashing his wealth. Don't be a wimp, load up!
Connect MetaMask wallet to UniSwap and copy-paste $DAWAE contract: Here's the magic! Connect that shit to UniSwap, 'cause that's how $DAWAE rolls! Copy and paste like a drunk Ugandan bartender mixin' shots. Bam, $DAWAE, baby!
Select amount you want to buy and set slippage to 0.5-1%. Confirm and swap! How much $DAWAE do you want? A fucking mountain? A tsunami? Confirm like you mean it! SWAP!